Kaiser!

Happy B-day to Kaiser! YAY! (on July 1st but who cares?) WHOOOOOOOO!


I can't afford to get you a real cake so here is a balloon with a cake on it!

Yay! Not that she still reads this place.

I've already got her a part of her present, Still need to get a card though. I hate picking out cards. >.<

Well, if she reads this... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Birthday...happy, yeah.

You are now one year closer to death!

No, seriously. They say "with age comes wisdom," so I can't wait 'till I'm 80! (not only that, but I'll be able to slack around 'cause I'll be "feeble" ).

1. How do you know where to send Kaiser's present!
2. Will you send me one? (probably not) BUT HOORAY! MY B-DAY SHALL BE FUN ANYWAYS! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yay thanks!

Still another.. 25 days. I can tell because my homework diary's counting down till Pokemon, and so I just add a day.
(PS Gabs knows my address)

Wrong. I know Drowning Fish's address!

And it's unlikely I will, Roobi. Maybe when I've known you for two years. Maybe.

Then send me something. We've been best friends for decades! You remember, right?
Okay then, my address is:

1234 Random Lane
NS, Townless, 98765
Phone: (314) 159-2653

I'll wait anxiously .

Your package is in the mail.

But it's invisible, so you might not notice it.

Better get by the postbox, Jolts!

HURRY! It might be Fruitcake!

Interestingly enough, a FedEX person was just at my door a few days ago . It wasn't for me, though. It was my mom's.
Still waiting to recieve the invisible gift.

But how will you know when you get it?

He said I can't see it. He didn't say I won't be able to feel it . I'm just waiting to stub my toe on it or something .

I drove down to Indiana and stole your gift. It was invisible socks by the way!

Oh good, you can keep them.
I only like wearing one certain kind of sock. That way, they always match .

omg........invisible socks...AWESOME!!!...........Gabs.. get me something i can't see

Get him invisible trousers!

Hey. Going away present. Invisible stuff for all!

Jolts, an invisible pair of socks. They won't match the other pair I'm afraid, but at least no one will notice!

Nido (Darth Hawke) an invisible cloak - as you're the only one I can trust to use it for the powers of perversion. (See: Sneaking into the girls changerooms).

Ruby (Roobi) an invisible angry monkey. Bound to make life interesting! (and smelly)

Gn (Golden_nightingale, doi) an invisible drawing pad! Don't think I've forgotten my Eevee.

arsam an invisible homosexual detector. I hid five invisible homosexuals around your house last week, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised where. (Also, an invisible knife - the ultimate in murder weapons - just don't accidentally murder yourself ;o)

Kaiser, an invisible hat. May contain fleas, but I'll be insulted if you don't wear it!

Safira, some invisible dragon armour. Might give your dragonite an advantage over lapras (or wear it yourself if you want).

Erika (Misty27), an invisible padded club, for keeping away idiot guys. I still think you're arsam's sister, and i'm sorry I didn't know you long enough to fabricate some evidence.

Drithaan, an invisible IOU. You're the only active member I haven't had anything to do with, I'm afraid. Might want to check out the chat box a bit more often.

Everyone else: No idea who you are. But, invisible cake for all! -pulls a lever and a giant invisible cake lands on everybody-


Also, Happy Premature Birthday Kaiser. Hope you got the card today!

Gaboo wrote:Hey. Going away present. Invisible stuff for all!

arsam an invisible homosexual detector. I hid five invisible homosexuals around your house last week, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised where. (Also, an invisible knife - the ultimate in murder weapons - just don't accidentally murder yourself ;o)

Hahahaha. Lets hope he doesn'y find them!
;o

Sweet! An Invisible Cloak! I think I'll use it to cheat on my tests! Thanks Gabs!

More socks!? I can't use those!
Oh well, thanks anyway .

Awwww invisible homosexuals ....Like if it wasn't bad enough having a visible one stalking you.....And now gay people following me around in the shadows....HELP!!!.....

Though i can use the knife.....Thanks gabs.....Its not even my bday any time soon

Lol....Erika's my long lost sis....Awesomeness....Thanks gabs....Gabs logic is never wrong so now we get to be bro and sis whoo hoo now i have another person to blackmail yay.....Where is she anyway haven't seen her on for a long time.....

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Seriously, double posting?

Besides, Gabs is a superstalker so he'd have to be right.

arsam wrote:Awwww invisible homosexuals ....Like if it wasn't bad enough having a visible one stalking you.....And now gay people following me around in the shadows....HELP!!!.....

Though i can use the knife.....Thanks gabs.....Its not even my bday any time soon

Lol....Erika's my long lost sis....Awesomeness....Thanks gabs....Gabs logic is never wrong so now we get to be bro and sis whoo hoo now i have another person to blackmail yay.....Where is she anyway haven't seen her on for a long time.....

---EDIT---
Seriously, double posting?

Yay i am back ... BROTHER