GN!

16th July.

Yay for being Cancers! Anyway, happy birthday!

Hehe, thanks

Actually, you have some weeks until my b-day
I'll be coming home a bit before it, actually

Gabs' is even later.

But yay! Preparation is key.

HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU! HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU! HAAAAAAAAAPPY B-DAY TO GN! HAPPY B-DAY TO YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *everyone claps/cheers* Happy Birthday GN! Here, have an invisible present! THERE'S SOMETHING INVISIBLY KEWL INSIDE! W00T! HAVE A GREAT ONE!

Wooooooooooooot, invinsible present!!!!!!!!
Thanks much ^_^

HAPPY TWO DAYS AFTER BIRTHDAY, GOLDEN! woop..

Happy "having one year reduced from ur life" day......U r now officially one year closer to ur death......And exactly 107 more years to go till u beat the record for the highest living human ever =P(i love ruining the moment even if i do it three days too late =P)

You're so mean!

HAPPY THREE DAYS AFTER BIRTHDAY, GOLDEN!

*shoots your head* THIS PARTAY ENDS...........NOW!

Okay then...... happy 5 days after ur bday GN.....(This thing could go on for years)O_o

YA XD

O_o
Thanks, tho xD

Sorry, your not welcome. GET OUT!

Oiiiiiiiii~!
That's fun!! ^_^

Yayy I get throwed out!

Then chopped to a million pieces, then the zombies gets each of your little pieces of flesh, then they poop and now your poop. Good going!

Yays~ ^_____^ And then I get burned, the ash becomes to earth after a long while.. And then? To be continued...

And then your ashes become part of a new world, then everyone worships you as their goddess, and tell all these great tales about you and how you became their goddess! But then you really know the truth: You were chopped into tiny pieces, zombies ate you and pooped you, then you were burned to ashes and became a new world! XD

Yes.... and then deep under the foundations of the new world a much elder Arsam plans to unleash his most devestating attack making the very fabric of time and space rip apart as GN's soul was cast into another dimension of sheer torment.....So he might claim his rightful place as the god of the retarded new worlds people(and replace GN)

When Arsam began his attack on the worlds, all were crushed by his power! Not even the God of Wisdom could defeat Arsam, until there was a man named Darth Hawke! His spear, Longinus, hit Arsam in the rib cage, where he bled to death! But that wasn't the last of him, for before he died he made these Horcrux that allowed his soul to be cut, but he is still alive! So Arsam now has 2 more, and continued his world domination, until he met the finest soldiers of all...the KUMQUATS! All of Arsam's generals, soldiers, captains, and the rest were destroyed! Arsam defeated all of them, but was left badly wounded! Then the Leader of the Kumquats, Ruby, used his Kiss of Death on Arsam and destroyed his soul. Arsam then built another army, but used the dead this time. His commanders, Darth Hawke, K-Dawg, Roobi, and Jolts were his slaves. They destroy countless worlds, until Golden and Kaiser came. Arsam used them for his desires (made them farm for kumquats), but they pulled out their knives and slit his throat. And then Arsam turned good and is working in Wal-Mart. THE END!

Damn straight =D

And I'm his manager, not giving him a raise!

But weren't u supposed to be one of my commanders in the past???....
Give me a raise or i 'll go back in the past and cut ur pay from there =P

Fine, I'll raise your $5.25 per hour to $5.50!

But the Kumquats happen to be my SOLDIERS! HOW DARE YOU?!?! Then Roobi's great army of Zellers, allied with Sobeys attacks Wal-Mart and it is destroyed. Ending Arsams longish life. The Broccoli armies of Sobeys and the Kumquat armies of Zellers then rule the World under Roobi's command and all is good. Until Arsam's spirits comes back and Roobi kills it. Then all is good again.

But then the Nidoking's Lion Army and Arsam's Tiger Army and GN's Leopard Army unite to become the Deadly Kats! Together, for the longest time (6 years), they united to vanquish the enemy that destroyed Wal-Mart.